Who Let The 'Cons Out?
A Transformers filksong written by Stella Quetzacotl
First created: May 25, 2003
Last modified: May 25, 2003

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This is a work of fiction written for entertainment purposes only.  All
characters in Transfomers are the exclusive property and copyright of 
Hasbro... which means they could conceivably be the ones who let the 
'Cons out.  And the 'Bots.  And the Quints.  You get the picture.
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Dedicated to the Decepticons.  You guys are really irritating, you know 
that?  (mutters)  don't know why I love y'all...

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Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?

At de energy plant, de humans were workin' (They need energon!)
'Till Decepticons knock down a wall (They need energon!)
The fleshies say 'now we need a hero' (They need energon!)
And de Bots respond to de call -
And Prime, he shout out - 
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Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)

De 'Bots and de 'Cons dey duke it out
In a great big flashy battle.
Get back Starscream, get back Soundwave,
Get back now you evil Megatron!

A week goes by and den dere's a problem (They're at it again!)
Reported by Teletraan-One (They're at it again!)
De Bots destroy Meg's evil invention (They're at it again!)
Poor 'Connies ain't havin no fun -
But next day we say -

Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?

A 'Connie is a great big badass robot
(Decepticons transform, transform and conquer)
A 'Connie is a great big badass robot!
(Decepticons transform, transform and conquer)

Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)

They've never won a battle in twenty years
But they still refuse to give up
Hey now 'Connies, what about us
Humans whose planet you're looting now?

(Rap solo)
Here come the 'Cons!
Come to steal energon
We gotta call the Bots so they can chase 'em off
Do you see de rays comin' from their guns
Well we better get the heck outta here and no doubt
Us and our useless weapons
can't even phase 'em, gotta run and hide
It's annoyin' that's all we can do
'Cause we're little and we're soft
and here they come, aw @#&$!!

Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)
Who let the 'Cons out?  (Ka-boom!  Boom, boom, ka-boom!)

Fade